Crimefighting Delusions.

Hats: 4.5 out of 8

Day I planned to have them all done: TOMORROW

Wrist braces: $36

Day I'm going to have hats done: NEVER.

And that's the progression of my life. I like to pretend my wrist braces are actually crimefighting wristbands. Like Wonder Woman...or...Leela (hers is not for fighting crime, but I still feel cool).

I don't completely blame the knitting for the hella carpal tunnel AND tendonitis; I blame my job and my family. And my poor posture. I blame everybody but myself (my poor posture is due to popular culture's ideal woman image! If I hunch, it will be like I have no boobs! Holy crap, my back sure hurts!).

I am apparently too snarky today. I'm not a big fan of blog snark (which sounds like what's in my nasal passages right now--gross!), so I shall just leave and go marinate in my bitterness until I am salty and gross, like that chicken I made last week. I blame the marinade.